Re: 24

S-J — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:33:09 GMT

whoops, laughing out loud at the computer gets you some funny looks

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Kate Claxton DipAVN(Med)VN — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:14:37 GMT

hee hee SO TRUE! x

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Sarah Nicholas — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:01:40 GMT

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!! just made me lmfao

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Claire Cameron — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:40:29 GMT

haha thast hilarious!

Re: 24

Kate Claxton DipAVN(Med)VN — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:18:09 GMT

In chess, Jack Bauer can checkmate you in 1 move.

If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″.

Jack Bauer removed the “Escape” button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.

Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn’t want to.

Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.

As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “We're running out of time!”

Jack Bauer isn’t hiding from the world, the world is hiding from Jack Bauer.

If Jack Bauer had been on Oceanic 815 there would no Lost.

Jack Bauer can sneeze with his eyes open.

Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer does.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it’s beef.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

If you can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.

What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn’t go off, security gives him a gun.

Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, “I have them right where I want them.”

Jack doesn’t believe in Murphy’s Law, only Bauer’s Law: “Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours.”

Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a ‘Jack Bauer’. He received three shots of Jack Daniel’s, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face.

The truth may hurt, but it doesn’t hurt as much as Jack Bauer.

The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.

Never use the phrase, “I feel half dead,” around Jack Bauer; he never leaves a job unfinished.

Chase Edmunds waited until he was sure Jack Bauer was dead before he dumped Kim.

Jack Bauer doesn’t speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.

During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.

If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.

Re: 24

Claire Cameron — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:02:02 GMT

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24 owns! Bauer Power FTW!!!!!!

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Claire Cameron — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:02:01 GMT

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24 owns! Bauer Power FTW!!!!!!

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Sarah Nicholas — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:01:09 GMT

24 owns! Bauer Power FTW!!!!!!

Re: 24

Claire Cameron — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:54:30 GMT

You have to start at season 1 it's SO addictive I LOVE IT!

Re: 24

loopylou711 — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:50:04 GMT

never watched it really i fancy it but never too sure!