Best automated phone system ever!

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

Sarah Nicholas — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:30:48 GMT

[quote user="sal the 1st"]

press 45 if your tortoise has mouth rot, smells, wont eat and wont go back in his shell and oops one of his legs has just fallen off

[/quote]

Crikey!

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

Sal the 1st — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:11:12 GMT

press 45 if your tortoise has mouth rot, smells, wont eat and wont go back in his shell and oops one of his legs has just fallen off

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

LoveCat — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:32:31 GMT

Brilliant!! Very funny - except you people that seem to be listing actual examples of things that have happened to you in practice - in which case - you poor souls!! I thought our clients were bad! xx

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

denise laughlin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:27:57 GMT

press 40 if your very sick Rottie puppy has a sky-rocketing fever and pus dripping out a large hole in his forehead after Daddy Rottie munched him a week ago..but you didnt feel the need to see a vet because 'he' d had his jab's when we got him' and 'they stop dogs from getting infections' ....

Press 41 if you need some more Baytril for your quite evidently dead gerbil, would like to abuse the staff for not treating said dead gerbil and would like to be provided with the number of a neighbouring practice for a second opinion and the RCVS so you can put a complaint in about us refusing to treat said dead gerbil..

Press 42 If you'd like to angrily demand we remove the POP cast from the leg of the staffie you bought off some guy in the pub last night without questioning why the dog has a cast on.

Press 44 If you have just got home from the pub and youd like to bring your staffie pup down cos its eaten a bag of coke off the coffee table and is 'going mental'

Press 44- If you' like me to call the police and have you removed from the building from the buidling at 4AM after verbally and physically abusing the nurses because you ''forgot to take your meds, drank a bit too much vodka then accidently took some LSD'' but you need us to see your (perfectly healthy) cat at 4am as you need to be ready to be admitted to your Psychiatric ward at 9am.....

Ahhh I miss that job, never a dull moment!

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

Sally Howe — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:10:40 GMT

Love it.

Don't forget the call:

"to have the bitch spaded but she can still have puppies at a later can't she"

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

Kay Eminson — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:59:17 GMT

hehehe bet theres tonnes you could add on to it

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

Sal the 1st — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:18:25 GMT

I remember this from the retired site - it went on for pages and pages

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

Sally Seddon — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:45:43 GMT

fantastic!!! this definatly cheered my up

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

Lolita — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:21:02 GMT

Love it, thats brillant, have definately had quite a few of those!

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

Beth Roberts — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:17:23 GMT

after tonight's round of "I am a stupid human calling" I would like to add:

press # if your children washed the new kitten in the washing machine 5 hours ago but because you were at the pub you didn't want to be disturbed and have waited until 2am to call.

press # if you have run over your dog, the 40KG yellow labrador that always lies in front of the car on the driveway but that you forgot to look for tonight because you were mid domestic...said domestic is now requiring police intervention

press # if you are looking after your parents diabetic cat whilst they are away on a cruise and have given it 20 units of insulin instead of 2 units because you were "a bit hungover when they explained the medication"

...itsd turning into a long night!

Re: Best automated phone system ever!

Tracy Windler RVN — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:25:00 GMT

and some clients would have to choose between at least 3 of these relevant options as they all apply to them!