Paula to move to Scotland too!

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Vicky RVN — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:21:38 GMT

Haha that gave me a giggle, where do you find this stuff?!

I'm off now as well, my facebook farm has been tended

Night x

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:17:50 GMT

[quote user="SaskiaVN"]

fantastic Louise

You are a real tonic, do you know that? (and no mention of gin as STRVN has her essay to write and doesnt need distractions )

on this funny note, thats me for the night

Night all xxx

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Cheers - but I need to add some Gin - tonic on its own is pants

Night all xxxx

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:15:39 GMT

fantastic Louise

You are a real tonic, do you know that? (and no mention of gin as STRVN has her essay to write and doesnt need distractions )

on this funny note, thats me for the night

Night all xxx

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Fiona Leathers — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:14:10 GMT

Fantastic!!!

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:14:02 GMT

Or Brazil....

BRAZILIANS TO BE SHAVED BY GOVERNMENT

THE Government is to introduce new regulations governing the size of the Brazilian wax amid mounting fears that the nation’s pubic hair is spiralling out of control.

Current Government guidelines set no upper limit on the length of a Brazilian and merely recommend they are a maximum of four centimetres in width while leaving hair length completely at the discretion of the trimmer.

As a result, critics say, many women are emerging from backstreet cowboy waxers with irregularly trimmed pubic areas looking like anything from a jungle landing strip to a Hitler moustache.

Sir Digby Jones, the former head of the CBI named last week by the Government as its new pube tsar, said: “The Hitler look might be suitable for some neo-Nazi sex poppet from Eastern Europe but worn by a British women it is an affront to the dead of two world wars.”

From next April the maximum height for Brazilians will be set at 2.5 cm. The maximum width will be trimmed to 1.5cm, and hair length cut to under 0.5 cm to bring it into line with other EU countries. The moustache will be banned completely.

Nikki Hollis, pubic style editor of Grazia magazine, welcomed the news saying it was vital someone got to grips with Britain’s unnecessarily unruly pubes.

She said: “Untidy and irregular pubic areas currently cost the British economy some £40 billion a year through lost productivity and unexplained absence. Have you seen the Chinese? There’s barely a hair on them.”

However, Holly Trumbull of the Society for the Protection of the Individual’s right to Determine their Erogenous Region’s Size, Length, Extent, Girth and Shape (SPIDERSLEGS) attacked the moves as a gross infringement of women’s liberties.

“Every woman is the mistress of her own minge, and the Government has no right to poke its nose into our knickers,” she said.

Hitler would fly into a rage at the mention of untidy pubic hair

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:12:48 GMT

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[quote user="Princess Ophelia Hermione MacBeth"]

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Too right they're not hard enough in NI.........my lovely Graham is ironing Hannah's school shirts for tomorrow!! Well trained or what!

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Fabulous. Nice to hear a good man exists.

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better watch out Fi, when I move to Scotland, I may be after more than your RCO role

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Hahhahahahahaha - Fight you for him!

Whatever you do don't move to Newcastle - its just so yesterday....

RECORD NUMBERS ESCAPE FROM NEWCASTLE

THE Great North Run enjoyed its most successful year so far yesterday as record numbers of competitors managed to escape from Tyneside.

More than 50,000 made their way from the Tyne Bridge to the A1 as quickly as possible, with organisers claiming as many as 40 had reached Durham before nightfall.

Race founder Brendan Foster said: "There are few more awe-inspring sights in the world of international distance running than seeing thousands of dedicated people who would obviously rather die than spend another 10 seconds in Newcastle city centre."

The event, now in its 28th year, originated as a half marathon when two dozen students ran 13 miles in a desperate bid to evade a pack of drug-addled, unemployed youths after accidentally wandering into the city's Benwell housing estate.

It has since grown in popularity with many athletes claiming Newcastle's unremitting ghastliness gives them the ideal motivation to set record times.

Kenyan Martin Lel, who got furthest from the city in a time of four hours and 28 minutes, said: "When the starting pistol went off, about two dozen spectators pulled out their own guns and returned fire.

"After that it was the usual terrifying blur of hellish teeth and blotchy, mis-spelled tattoos."

The runners were cheered on by up to 30,000 local people, many of whom said they would have joined in if they thought it would not have disqualified them from incapacity benefit.

But despite the Great North Run being the biggest event of its kind in the world, physical exercise still remains the 127th most popular activity in Tyneside, coming in just behind 'laminating an otter'.

Escaping runners are given sanctuary and hot soup by the monks of Durham cathedral

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:12:17 GMT

me too Vicky

dont know about the real diehards though hehe

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Vicky RVN — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:09:44 GMT

Well i will be off soon I'm just doing some work on my facebook farm then it's bed time for me!

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:08:00 GMT

[quote user="Princess Ophelia Hermione MacBeth"]

[quote user="Bouncyfi"]

Too right they're not hard enough in NI.........my lovely Graham is ironing Hannah's school shirts for tomorrow!! Well trained or what!

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Fabulous. Nice to hear a good man exists.

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better watch out Fi, when I move to Scotland, I may be after more than your RCO role

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:06:55 GMT

ok, I am officially Scottish lolol I'm going to be a die hard

Vicky, I know what you mean, omg its normally so quiet on here on a monday night, but the rowdy bunch are all on together now

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:06:53 GMT

[quote user="Bouncyfi"]

Too right they're not hard enough in NI.........my lovely Graham is ironing Hannah's school shirts for tomorrow!! Well trained or what!

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Fabulous. Nice to hear a good man exists.

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Fiona Leathers — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:03:57 GMT

Too right they're not hard enough in NI.........my lovely Graham is ironing Hannah's school shirts for tomorrow!! Well trained or what!

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Vicky RVN — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:03:49 GMT

This site is BAD...i end up going to bed late EVERY night, even if i intend to have an early one! Which i did tonight, being that i slept through my alarm this morning, woke up at 7.15 when i start work at 8!!!!

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:03:18 GMT

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Hey I'm not here that often at night....stay up you lightweight!!

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hehe I'm in bed with laptop anyway, Matthew soundly beside me, oh the joys of being single and life is good

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:02:05 GMT

[quote user="Bouncyfi"]

Hey I'm not here that often at night....stay up you lightweight!!

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You tell her. They just aren't hard enough in NI. Come on Paula - remember - you are Scottish now!

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Fiona Leathers — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:00:51 GMT

Hey I'm not here that often at night....stay up you lightweight!!

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:58:21 GMT

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I've just had to cancel one cos no-one wanted to come But I'm sitting printing certificates just now, like a good little RCO!!

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aw well, some you win, some you lose, eh?

Guys, stop being so much fun I have to get to sleep - that includes you too Fi

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:58:01 GMT

Lol - okay Bouncyfi - you are forgiven (Hull has started building a 50ft high reinfroced wall with marksman anyway so I guess they didn't want you!).

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Fiona Leathers — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:56:19 GMT

I've just had to cancel one cos no-one wanted to come But I'm sitting printing certificates just now, like a good little RCO!!

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:55:14 GMT

[quote user="Princess Ophelia Hermione MacBeth"]

[quote user="Bouncyfi"]

As much I would love Paula to come & live over here.....I need to put a stop to this....she would steal my RCO job and probably do it better than me !!! Maybe we could ship you lot over to NI

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Selfishness is such an ugly trait Bouncyfi - I hereby sentence you to 3 years in Hull, England for your sins!

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haha No way Fi - you are wayyyyyy to good at your role, I have organised nothing since our June congress ffs

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Fiona Leathers — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:54:46 GMT

Noooooooooooooooooo!! I wasn't being selfish........I sending all you lot over to give her moral support!! (And give Scotland a chance to restock on gin & Bulmers!)

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:53:35 GMT

[quote user="Bouncyfi"]

As much I would love Paula to come & live over here.....I need to put a stop to this....she would steal my RCO job and probably do it better than me !!! Maybe we could ship you lot over to NI

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Selfishness is such an ugly trait Bouncyfi - I hereby sentence you to 3 years in Hull, England for your sins!

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Fiona Leathers — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:51:23 GMT

As much I would love Paula to come & live over here.....I need to put a stop to this....she would steal my RCO job and probably do it better than me !!! Maybe we could ship you lot over to NI

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:02:03 GMT

[quote user="Vicky C"]

[quote user="SaskiaVN"]

Vicky, your guinea pigs and my tabitha could live together.............OMG I forgot to add Tabitha my rabbit onto that list - room for one more?????

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Tabitha may choose to move out when my pigs start shouting!

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aye, who knows?? hehe she has the run of the place now she is so spoiled

Re: Paula to move to Scotland too!

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:00:58 GMT

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Paula, you could add another wee dog to your brood, we had an American Bulldog in today, he was beutiful He is looking for a home, hes on SSPCA website, Highland & Islands region. Check him ou, what a beutiful friendly boy x

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awww, I must go have a look, cheers