seperate beds

Re: seperate beds

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:39:08 GMT

Lmao, brilliant louise

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Louise B — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:04:38 GMT

Timely 'news' article me thinks...

SCIENTISTS RECOMMEND MASSIVE ARGUMENTS

BLAZING, expletive-filled rows, resulting in one partner sleeping on the couch are good for your health, it was claimed last night.

Healthier than a bucket full of whole grain broccoli

Research by the Institute For Studies found that subjects slept better if the love of their lives was nowhere near them and that provoking venomous arguments could extend life expectancy by at least four years.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: "It's not just about duvet stealing, snoring and toxic flatulence. Sleep patterns improve if a woman can spreadeagle herself across the bed while her partner watches late-night grot channels downstairs with the sound turned down."

Brubaker said his study was prompted after coming home from a Christmas party at 3am stinking of gin and research assistant.

He added: "I crept into bed and my wife immediately woke up, slung my *** onto the sofa and went back to sleep.

"The next morning, after examining various stains on my lab coat I could not furnish an adequate explanation for, she proposed continuing the arrangement until further notice.

"She subsequently went to live with her sister, which was beyond standard experimental parameters, but it has produced some very robust data as she's currently screwing a tennis coach and sleeping like a top."

Nikki Hollis, a housewife from Knutsford, said: "I've had a long day and I could really do with eight hours of uninterrupted sleep so tonight I will be asking my husband if he thinks Kate Beckinsale is prettier than me."

Re: seperate beds

Saskia Quinn — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:40:11 GMT

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Right I am off to bed, to try and get to sleep before the snorefest begins

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my snorefest has began and he hasnt even made it to bed yet FFS

Re: seperate beds

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:38:29 GMT

Right I am off to bed, to try and get to sleep before the snorefest begins

Re: seperate beds

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:36:10 GMT

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Paula she in constant rate infusion of bloody gin!!!! the freakin Scots lass!!!!

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Re: seperate beds

Nick Shackleton — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:34:20 GMT

Paula she in constant rate infusion of bloody gin!!!! the freakin Scots lass!!!!

Re: seperate beds

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:33:07 GMT

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Just think if you were Bi, you could have had........ SHAGS lol or SWABS

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hahahahahahaha are you on the gin Sandra?

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No just in a giggly mood after all my book reading today...lol I am letting off steam and getting a right laugh at Nick with his petted lip

Re: seperate beds

Saskia Quinn — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:30:47 GMT

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Just think if you were Bi, you could have had........ SHAGS lol or SWABS

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hahahahahahaha are you on the gin Sandra?

Re: seperate beds

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:14:19 GMT

Just think if you were Bi, you could have had........ SHAGS lol or SWABS

Re: seperate beds

Nick Shackleton — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:11:24 GMT

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Nick - SHABS...there!

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Like it

Re: seperate beds

Kerry Spain — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:03:32 GMT

Nick - SHABS...there!

Re: seperate beds

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:02:18 GMT

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exactly so men snore!

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lol good one

Re: seperate beds

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:01:52 GMT

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I too have to deal wiv snoring, bed hogging etc........

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Do I hear brahms lullaby playing oh no its my violin , its gone a bit wonky lololol

Re: seperate beds

Kerry Spain — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:00:07 GMT

exactly so men snore!

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Nick Shackleton — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:59:01 GMT

I too have to deal wiv snoring, bed hogging etc........

Re: seperate beds

Kerry Spain — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:58:46 GMT

not really as its the majority of blokes who snore!

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Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:58:18 GMT

lol, Nick,

Re: seperate beds

Nick Shackleton — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:55:45 GMT

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Kimbo, my OH usually shuts up after a serious dig in the ribs, but 3 seconds later and hes back at it again

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I hear you, I spend all night karate chopping his legs to get him to shut up. It works for about 30 seconds and then he's back at it...

I must have had about 6 hours sleep all weekend grrrrrrrr

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lol we should call ourselves the SWAGS-Snorers wives and girlfriends

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That's a bit sexist aint it???

Re: seperate beds

Kerry Spain — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:50:37 GMT

hahahaha

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Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:42:06 GMT

[quote user="kezzathecat"]

[quote user="STRVN"]

Kimbo, my OH usually shuts up after a serious dig in the ribs, but 3 seconds later and hes back at it again

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I hear you, I spend all night karate chopping his legs to get him to shut up. It works for about 30 seconds and then he's back at it...

I must have had about 6 hours sleep all weekend grrrrrrrr

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lol we should call ourselves the SWAGS-Snorers wives and girlfriends

Re: seperate beds

Kim Buckley — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:34:31 GMT

Luckily my blokey is a really light sleeper so if he snores too loudly he wakes himself up anyway! I bought him some earplugs as a joke and he actually uses them coz the slightest sound keeps him awake!

Re: seperate beds

Kerry Spain — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:29:47 GMT

[quote user="STRVN"]

Kimbo, my OH usually shuts up after a serious dig in the ribs, but 3 seconds later and hes back at it again

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I hear you, I spend all night karate chopping his legs to get him to shut up. It works for about 30 seconds and then he's back at it...

I must have had about 6 hours sleep all weekend grrrrrrrr

Re: seperate beds

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:27:30 GMT

Kimbo, my OH usually shuts up after a serious dig in the ribs, but 3 seconds later and hes back at it again

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Kim Buckley — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:12:46 GMT

I don't live with my bf so only stay at his at weekends and maybe one night in the week but I always sleep really well. He does snore occasionally but I just poke him and he shuts up. Got him very well trained! Wouldn't be able to cope if he was a proper snorer though!

Re: seperate beds

Kerry Spain — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:48:03 GMT

for example... I spent the night on the sofa with the cat as oh snores like a mo fo

Not a happy bunny today as very very tired.