married to a drunk

Re: married to a drunk

Vicky RVN — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:57:53 GMT

Glad you've had a nice day xxx

Re: married to a drunk

Saskia Quinn — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:10:10 GMT

Thanks Karen and Selena

The landlord wasnt there at the time, but I do intend speaking to him when I next see him to make sure my kids dont get into the pub ever again.

I suppose he will have to see them at some point so at least I can ensure he doesnt take them to the pub.

Today has actually been a great day. Enjoyed work, now I'm home and just chillin

Re: married to a drunk

Selena Carnell — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:44:34 GMT

Blimey only just found this thread, I am so sorry that he was going to put your kids in danger.

Glad that you have found the strength from somewhere, and that you are happier.

On another note if you know that he is drink driving you could alway call the police on him, i'm surprised the landlord was going to let him drive.

Pm anyone of us if you need a chat at any time,

Re: married to a drunk

Mac Feather — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:28:25 GMT

[quote user="Deemus"]

Tee hee, made me chuckle. Best bit? My own windy, flaccid oaf was cupping his scrotum as I read it to him!

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Thats made me laugh too!

Re: married to a drunk

Karen S — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:07:19 GMT

Music to the ears! Lovely to hear of a woman strong enough to get rid of a man ruining his own life and that of his kids and family. Good on you!

Re: married to a drunk

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:16:59 GMT

Indeed, I can see a lot of resemblances to him, I can see why it made you think of him

Bloody men, I have had my share for a lifetime

Re: married to a drunk

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:13:55 GMT

[quote user="Deemus"]

Tee hee, made me chuckle. Best bit? My own windy, flaccid oaf was cupping his scrotum as I read it to him!

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LMAO - fantastic. I just need to find a hubbe of my own to butcher!

Re: married to a drunk

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:12:32 GMT

Glad its made you laugh! Do you know I read this article and immediately thought of your hubbie!

Re: married to a drunk

Deemus — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:10:52 GMT

Tee hee, made me chuckle. Best bit? My own windy, flaccid oaf was cupping his scrotum as I read it to him!

Re: married to a drunk

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:09:04 GMT

Absolutely fantastic Louise omg my guts are sore from laughing ffs hahahahahahaha where do you get this stuff from hehe

Re: married to a drunk

Louise B — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:05:07 GMT

Soloution for you Paula?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/millions-of-couples-given-green-light-to-kill-each-other-200909212076/

MILLIONS OF COUPLES GIVEN GREEN LIGHT TO KILL EACH OTHER

THE director of public prosecutions will this week unveil new guidelines that will make it easier for couples to plot each other's deaths.

Keir Starmer will outline new rules granting immunity to the partners of vapid, screeching, fat-ankled harridans and windy, flaccid oafs whose greatest achievement is using the 'series link' function on Sky+ while cupping their own scrotum.

The guidelines will set out the basic method for knocking someone unconscious with a heavy saucepan, strapping them to a wheelchair and then hooking them up to an intravenous drip containing vodka and Disprin.

A spokesman for the Crown Prosecution Service added: "This should keep them nicely comatose while you wheel them into the back of a Transit van and drive them to Zurich.

"When you get there some nice people will give a cursory glance to your forged documents before despatching your liability peacefully and efficiently in a large, white room filled with flowers, bean bags and the lilting strains of Seasons in the Sun."

For those who cannot afford a Transit van the guidelines are expected to set out alternative methods of assisted suicide, including smothering them with a pillow, dropping a piano on their head and chasing them around the garden with a pair of ravenous alligators.

Mr Starmer said: "This is about showing compassion to people who face the devastating situation of slowly watching their loved one turn into a total and utter nightmare who simply has to die."

Tom Logan, director of the assisted suicide campaign group My Wife's a Fucking Cow, said: "I know where I can borrow a couple of really big alligators. This is so over."

Meanwhile Emma Logan, chairwoman of Fat, Bald, Useless ***, insisted: "It's going to be difficult to drive to an alligator farm when you're locked in the back of a van as it winds its way through the majestic Bernese Oberland en route to your date with destiny.

"Yodelay-hee-ho."

Quick and painful

Re: married to a drunk

Vicky RVN — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:53:22 GMT

[quote user="mrs mac"]

[quote user="frog and cat mad!"]

we are all always here for you hun!!!!!

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I second that.

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I third it!

Re: married to a drunk

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:51:45 GMT

[quote user="mrs mac"]

[quote user="frog and cat mad!"]

we are all always here for you hun!!!!!

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I second that.

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[kss

Re: married to a drunk

Mac Feather — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:45:28 GMT

[quote user="frog and cat mad!"]

we are all always here for you hun!!!!!

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I second that.

Re: married to a drunk

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:44:57 GMT

[quote user="frog and cat mad!"]

we are all always here for you hun!!!!!

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I know, you are all my , my rocks and my therapy

Re: married to a drunk

Steph Worsley — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:39:06 GMT

we are all always here for you hun!!!!!

Re: married to a drunk

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:38:10 GMT

[quote user="mrs mac"]

No probs Paula, just so long as you are ok. xxx

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so long as you guys and this forum is here (as well as my parents and my sons of course) I will always be ok

Re: married to a drunk

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:37:05 GMT

me too Sandra - thats what completely finished it for me. Never to be trusted to stay out of the pub while he is looking after the children.

Well, I can be sure in the fact he will never get the chance to do that again.

Re: married to a drunk

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:35:25 GMT

Paula, I cant believe he was actually going to do that, I am totally shocked

Re: married to a drunk

Mac Feather — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:34:43 GMT

No probs Paula, just so long as you are ok. xxx

Re: married to a drunk

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:31:31 GMT

I did get your message Heather, never got chance to reply, thank you

Re: married to a drunk

Mac Feather — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:28:01 GMT

Give any of us a holler anytime Paula. Glad you have your folks near by.

Re: married to a drunk

paula morgan — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:23:38 GMT

Good, the more smiles the better you are doing great Paula, well done, your a

Re: married to a drunk

Saskia Quinn — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:21:00 GMT

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You know I think you have turned a corner Paula, you sound much more positive today x

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Cheers for that, I really appreciate it - you have caused me to

xxx

Re: married to a drunk

paula morgan — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:18:29 GMT

You know I think you have turned a corner Paula, you sound much more positive today x