feral children

Re: feral children

A Little TLC — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:18:07 GMT

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Could you attach a lead & collar to the wheel and if they stop running they get an electric shock???? I would pay good money for sonething like that!!

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Ooh, I like this plan.... Muahahahahahaa!! Though I'd probably doctor it so I could control the shocks..... Again - Muahahahahaha!!!!!

Re: feral children

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:17:02 GMT

[quote user="Bouncyfi"]

[quote user="mrs mac"]

Erm why not snip the male of the species........................yes women get pregnant but it does take two!

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I agree with this but would you 100% trust a man who said "it's ok, I've got the implant!" ??? Men will say almost anything to get their end away. Better to stop it at the production line!!!

(OK I will add MOST men, so not to insult our little Nick!! )

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I dont think Nick will be impregnating anyone somehow

Re: feral children

Sally Howe — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:35:42 GMT

Lol.. totally agree

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Fiona Leathers — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:23:34 GMT

Maybe we should install one in every home - renewable energy - you get government grants for that sort of thing!

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Vicky RVN — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:02:20 GMT

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[quote user="mrs mac"]

Sal for Prime Minister!

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Definately!

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I'll vote for ya!

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Mrs Dot Dot — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:15:07 GMT

[quote user="mrs mac"]

Sal for Prime Minister!

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Definately!

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Mrs Dot Dot — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:14:22 GMT

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well I did wonder if a practice put in a 'child wheel' it might be eligible for some sort of government grant? They are trying to promote this '30 active minutes a day' to help prevent obesity and promote health

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Ha! Ha!

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Mac Feather — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:12:44 GMT

Sal for Prime Minister!

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Sal the 1st — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:22:02 GMT

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Katie Tallett RVN MBVNA — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:02:02 GMT

job satisfaction!!

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Fiona Leathers — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:01:04 GMT

Could you attach a lead & collar to the wheel and if they stop running they get an electric shock???? I would pay good money for sonething like that!!

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Vicky RVN — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:25:22 GMT

Fab idea Sal, think you're on to something there. You should market it!

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Sal the 1st — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:36:01 GMT

what we need is an outsize 'hamster' wheel in the waiting room to let them run off a bit of the excess energy (out of control children that is) - connect the wheel to a generator or dynamo and you can have 'green' leccie in the practice

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Lisa Whitehouse — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:30:00 GMT

totally agree, stop the breeding ,s stop the dole cheques, etc etc etc make them work

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Sally Howe — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:37:48 GMT

I often tell the little s**ts off and say to the parent we are not in a playground and YOU would never forgive yourself if YOUR child got hurt!!!!!!!!!!! in as loud voice as I can.

One practice I made the sign about dogs on leads, cats in baskets and children to be kept under control.

Re: feral children

Claire Cameron — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:28:01 GMT

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They should invent an implant that prevents pregnacy is placed in every female and if they decide they want children at the correct age and status (ie over 20 and stable relationship) it can they be removed and allow said female to get pregnant lol

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HEAR HEAR!!!

Re: feral children

Nick Shackleton — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:01:08 GMT

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Never say never, NIck!! Turkey basters........ need I say more????

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Mac Feather — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:55:30 GMT

You two are cracking me up! Nutters! lol!

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Fiona Leathers — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:57:13 GMT

Never say never, NIck!! Turkey basters........ need I say more????

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Nick Shackleton — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:52:55 GMT

[quote user="Bouncyfi"]

[quote user="mrs mac"]

Erm why not snip the male of the species........................yes women get pregnant but it does take two!

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I agree with this but would you 100% trust a man who said "it's ok, I've got the implant!" ??? Men will say almost anything to get their end away. Better to stop it at the production line!!!

(OK I will add MOST men, so not to insult our little Nick!! )

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Fi would be a mirical if I got a girl/woman pregnant LMAO

Re: feral children

Vicky RVN — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:51:29 GMT

I love the idea of an implant for serial breeders who have no money or abilities to bring up children!

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Mac Feather — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:54:27 GMT

[quote user="Bouncyfi"]I agree with this but would you 100% trust a man who said "it's ok, I've got the implant!" ???[/quote]

Nah I wouldnt rely on that but think the contraception issue shouldnt be solely down to one partner and of course it isnt just about contraception. Eeeeeeeek, I really HAVE overdosed on jezza t.v today! Sorry!

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Fiona Leathers — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:15:12 GMT

[quote user="mrs mac"]

Erm why not snip the male of the species........................yes women get pregnant but it does take two!

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I agree with this but would you 100% trust a man who said "it's ok, I've got the implant!" ??? Men will say almost anything to get their end away. Better to stop it at the production line!!!

(OK I will add MOST men, so not to insult our little Nick!! )

Re: feral children

Shane — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:25:44 GMT

My daughter gets a whack on the bum if she's mis-behaving but that's it. I hate it when the parents just ignore the fact that their kids are tearing down the place.

Re: feral children

Mac Feather — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:54:46 GMT

[quote user="mrs mac"]

Erm why not snip the male of the species........................yes women get pregnant but it does take two!

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Sorry- I think Ive watched too much jezza (put summink on the end of it) kyle.