Your cat is plotting....

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Vicky RVN — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:57:09 GMT

[quote user="Saz jam"]

I printed this off and stuck it up at work, at this very moment a client is reading this saying "no, this has got to be a joke, ooh my cat does that" then asked me if it was real as she was gonna go to the doctors and get checked out cos her cat has been checking her internal organs according to the poster.....aaaahahhahahahahha I almost cannot believe what I heard. I'm sitting at reception tearing up cos I cannot laugh!

hahahahhahahhhahahhahaha

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you gotta love clients! The work place wouldn't be so entertaining without them! We had a client come in who didn't know what a vulva was called so made up a word for it...receptionist was trying to work out what he meant when he was booking the appt! When he came in the vet came told him the correct name, next time he came in he was very proud cos he remembered what it was called lol!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Saz jam — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 09:25:36 GMT

hahahahhahahhhahahhahaha

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Vicky RVN — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 01:45:39 GMT

Have you told her she's too young to drink yet? Under age drinking in ducklings, tut tut!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Saskia Quinn — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:17:45 GMT

well, if its any consolation Sal, I'm sitting trying to drink a nice glass of wine with a duck that has a never ending neck on my lap doing her best to have a taste as well as letting me feel the wrath of her beak on my face at regular intervals lololol

i could be the one needing saved

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Sal the 1st — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:03:11 GMT

one of mine is busy terrorising a woodlouse at the moment and the other one sounds to be asleep judging by the snoring - so guess I am safe for now at least!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Saskia Quinn — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:39:38 GMT

dont worry peeps, I'm still watching............hehe

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Vicky RVN — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:03:17 GMT

Phew, they've backed down for now then! Just so that they can get you when it's least expected...

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Sal the 1st — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:00:07 GMT

no tis me

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Vicky RVN — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:53:49 GMT

Miss VN, is this you or the cat posting? Are you still alive?!

And Sal, are you still alive, or have the cats signed in on your user name?!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Claire Cameron — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:22:30 GMT

couldn't figure out how to get as jpeg last night but have managed now

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Saskia Quinn — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:58:00 GMT

ok Miss VN and Sal, dont worry, just carry on about your business as normal, I have marked their card and I am on the case

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Sal the 1st — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:55:34 GMT

last post didnt work

this is what I am up against - not looking too friendly and dont think he will be giving up my bed anytime soon!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Claire Cameron — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:43:31 GMT

Thanks Paula, I'm starting to worry, one of them just pounced on me from the scratching post on to my shoulder, I think he was going for the jugular!!!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Saskia Quinn — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:41:55 GMT

hey peeps, dont worry, I am on the case , if you are not online tomorrow, I will instigate a murder hunt

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Kerry Spain — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:25:08 GMT

Mew NO! LOL

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Claire Cameron — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:23:39 GMT

[quote user="kezzathecat"]

this is kerrys cat... she is dead... mewhahahahaha

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Hello Kerry's cat, I'd like to inform you the police have been notified

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Kerry Spain — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:21:46 GMT

this is kerrys cat... she is dead... mewhahahahaha

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Claire Cameron — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:19:48 GMT

[quote user="kezzathecat"]

[quote user="sal the 1st"]

one of mine is sat on my shoulder nibbling my ear and watching me type - OMG!

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THEY ARE TRYING TO EAT YOUR BRAINS!

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DON'T LET THEM READ WHAT YOUR WRITING THEY'LL KNOW WE'RE ON TO THEM.......

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Claire Cameron — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:19:27 GMT

[quote user="kezzathecat"]

[quote user="MissVetNurse"]

[quote user="kezzathecat"]

oh no... there is one in the room... its purring and pawing at me... its gonna get meeeeeee.... heeeeeeeeeeeelp!

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you have more than one??? Phone the Police quick!! You'll be a gonner if you don't!!

One of my gang ran out the door in a failed ambush as I walked in, the other two are now patrolling the area, whilst the one that ran out is now hiding behind the dog bed.....I'm cornered, goodbye world

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I have 3, I'm dooooooooooooooomed!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Kerry Spain — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:17:39 GMT

[quote user="sal the 1st"]

one of mine is sat on my shoulder nibbling my ear and watching me type - OMG!

[/quote]

THEY ARE TRYING TO EAT YOUR BRAINS!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Kerry Spain — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:16:58 GMT

[quote user="MissVetNurse"]

[quote user="kezzathecat"]

oh no... there is one in the room... its purring and pawing at me... its gonna get meeeeeee.... heeeeeeeeeeeelp!

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you have more than one??? Phone the Police quick!! You'll be a gonner if you don't!!

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Re: Your cat is plotting....

Sal the 1st — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:16:45 GMT

one of mine is sat on my shoulder nibbling my ear and watching me type - OMG!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Claire Cameron — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:13:11 GMT

[quote user="kezzathecat"]

oh no... there is one in the room... its purring and pawing at me... its gonna get meeeeeee.... heeeeeeeeeeeelp!

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Re: Your cat is plotting....

Kerry Spain — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:12:00 GMT

oh no... there is one in the room... its purring and pawing at me... its gonna get meeeeeee.... heeeeeeeeeeeelp!

Re: Your cat is plotting....

Claire Cameron — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:09:09 GMT

[quote user="kezzathecat"]

we are being assassinated!!!!

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I oughta be more careful at work, damn kitties, I thought they were being cute! They're gonna get me......