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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/utility/feedstylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/f/nonclinical-discussions/3595/psychotic-owner</link><description> I am one of these! I had to enlist the services of a vet today and I knew I was being an utter stress head but I couldnt do anything to rein myself in. I actually felt sorry for the vet!! </description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 10</generator><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33937?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:05:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:8a51520a-dd59-48da-b912-836d329a74ef</guid><dc:creator>Mac Feather</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Hahah- reminds of when one of our collies had a tiny puncture wound and Id have been as well putting a flashing green light on my head and wailling like a siren. I was so ridiculous! The funniest part was that poor old collie wasnt bothered at all and was kinda looking at me as to say &amp;#39;what on earths wrong with you?&amp;#39;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33831?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:16:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:856107d8-f4dc-447f-b24b-fb0f91e12f07</guid><dc:creator>les punton</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;why are we like this? I think my vet thinks im crazy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my dog donates blood and the first time i done it she bled like crazy afterwards...............i completely freaked out runny through the practice shouting for help.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Had that been a &amp;#39;normal&amp;#39; patient i would of applied a pressure bandage!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Haha&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-10.gif" alt="Embarrassed" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33601?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:53:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:2dd9fdc7-75cc-46f4-af0b-e559b57b5018</guid><dc:creator>Mac Feather</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Hahahaha- and guess what,my old cat looked quite like sals cat! and no i would not even dare think of moving him from a chair!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33600?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:48:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:4289a31b-1060-4d51-86aa-95f133fd9668</guid><dc:creator>dinkyd</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;LOL- it must be a black and white cat thing - my mums cat the same complete witch!She will be sweet as pie one minute then evil next.Oh and she really hates me.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33598?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:34:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:475814ba-048f-4d14-8f33-b1f65a564e60</guid><dc:creator>Sal the 1st</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;this is the kind of look Caro means - only this is quite tame for Jasper (almost friendly in fact) Caro has met him when he is right on form (remember the nail clipping from hell?)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;would you ask this cat to get off your chair? or would you pick him up and remove him?&lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-8.gif" alt="Indifferent" /&gt; I know I wouldnt !&lt;a href="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/cfs-file.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/11/1106.DSC00065.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/resized-image.ashx/__size/550x0/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/11/1106.DSC00065.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33594?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:58:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:695ad192-470a-4514-98a5-34d6cf451016</guid><dc:creator>wobbliebob</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Yeh i always get the &amp;#39;why don&amp;#39;t you use you own vets&amp;#39; question. erm because we only do orthpaedic refferal and i dont think our vets seen a booster vac, spay, castrate for the last 15yrs lol&lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-1.gif" alt="Smile" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33593?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:58:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:9b0e0686-0f47-47b7-b2a1-725fc3e741e2</guid><dc:creator>wobbliebob</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Yeh i always get the &amp;#39;why don&amp;#39;t you use you own vets&amp;#39; question. erm because we only do orthpaedic refferal and i dont think our vets seen a booster vac, spay, castrate for the last 15yrs lol&lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-1.gif" alt="Smile" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33518?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:20:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:c8f3d98d-19d3-41c7-a643-ab33baf5d384</guid><dc:creator>Mac Feather</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;[quote user=&amp;quot;Caro Laithwaite&amp;quot;]
&lt;p&gt;ROFLMAO l am with B how the hell can anyone feel anything in fat git.&amp;nbsp; Ahh the joys of a pissed off jasper. Remember the young vet qual over 10 years who came for a meal that night. He had the cheek to speak to Jas. who stood up and stared at him christ the lad actually went white and shrunk into the chair gibbering apoligies to Jas he was terrified that he was about to be made into a dead body by a psychotic cat. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I suppose the fact that we were both hysterical with laughter at what happened did not help ROFLMAO.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i love the looks cats give people. I had a cat that had the &amp;#39;why dont u wither and die&amp;#39; look to a tee. And it was the way she delivered the look before swishing her tail and sashaying out the door with i hate you all vibe.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33501?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:03:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:1a93c895-d560-440e-b5c4-860d86026510</guid><dc:creator>Caro Laithwaite VN</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;ROFLMAO l am with B how the hell can anyone feel anything in fat git.&amp;nbsp; Ahh the joys of a pissed off jasper. Remember the young vet qual over 10 years who came for a meal that night. He had the cheek to speak to Jas. who stood up and stared at him christ the lad actually went white and shrunk into the chair gibbering apoligies to Jas he was terrified that he was about to be made into a dead body by a psychotic cat. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I suppose the fact that we were both hysterical with laughter at what happened did not help ROFLMAO.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33490?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:46:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:90dc5b9f-37be-4ef9-9928-0c3a7c46cfe4</guid><dc:creator>Sal the 1st</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I know the feeling - a vet friend visited today so we could go to a forum meeting together this afternoon. I had already explained to him on the phone on saturday i was worried about Morris abdomen and thought I could feel a mass and could he check Jasper over after his recent digestive upset and FB.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the verdict ; he was surprised I could palpate anything on the &amp;#39;fat git&amp;#39; (Morris) and has confirmed the mass is fat. Jasper he reckons is ok as he flew past him heading in the opposite direction&amp;nbsp;(Jasper&amp;nbsp;can do 0&amp;nbsp;- mach 1 in a split second&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;when he cops sight of B! - has never really forgiven him for the vaccine last year yet)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-1.gif" alt="Smile" /&gt; - at least they are ok&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;regarding notes from another practice - I once had to get histories and xrays sent for one of mine. comment was as follows &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;owner is a qvn working at ..... (practice just down the road) ? wonder why she doesnt use them??&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33481?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:05:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:ec886031-a07c-4839-949a-4b582d95504c</guid><dc:creator>Freckle</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;haha - i had to request my animals history from a vets i used while i was out of practice...on the notes for my cats&amp;#39; spay it said:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#39;o is an ex vet nurse, demanded rapinovet ga and metacam post op&amp;#39;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-4.gif" alt="Stick out tongue" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33480?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:53:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:f3a98867-4b50-48b5-892d-4fd5afb8b522</guid><dc:creator>Vicky RVN</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s funny isn&amp;#39;t it how different you are with your own animals and how logic goes right out of the window!&amp;nbsp; I got a phone call at 3am the other morning from another nurse who was worried about her dog.&amp;nbsp; When i gave her advice she said...&amp;quot;that&amp;#39;s exactly what i&amp;#39;d have said if a client had phoned me&amp;quot;!&amp;nbsp; Bless.&amp;nbsp; With other animals we are nurses, with our own we are owners!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33479?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:44:51 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:4421c705-3ea4-40fc-91e8-879eec7859c8</guid><dc:creator>Mac Feather</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;[quote user=&amp;quot;MissVetNurse&amp;quot;]
&lt;p&gt;I lose all common sense when it comes to my own animals. If the same experience happened to an owner I could talk them through it, but when it comes to my own i&amp;#39;m the neurotic owner who can&amp;#39;t think of the most basic things&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;yes i feel the same, i even was thinking (but did not say it thankfully) that i could sit up n watch this particular animal all night........................aye rational logical thoughts vanished today!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33477?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:38:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:5c9820ef-c710-43d0-a219-69153c5f7cb5</guid><dc:creator>Claire  Cameron</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I lose all common sense when it comes to my own animals. If the same experience happened to an owner I could talk them through it, but when it comes to my own i&amp;#39;m the neurotic owner who can&amp;#39;t think of the most basic things&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33475?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:18:53 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:3581c114-fa13-437a-a1c7-15b04ce220c0</guid><dc:creator>Mac Feather</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Didnt tell vet im a V.N but she must have thought wot neurotic nutter!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33452?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:38:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:4da5a746-ba6e-4c39-8b06-8c4b6dd89844</guid><dc:creator>Vicky RVN</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Hehe me too...he has this really tiny area of missing fur...yeah i&amp;#39;m PARANOID!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Psychotic owner!</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/33450?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:34:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:3e257b09-9bb6-414c-8e73-bbd7d94a997a</guid><dc:creator>wobbliebob</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;god i am like this lol.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;er excuse mr vet but colud you just check this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and this&lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-1.gif" alt="Smile" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>