inspiration or something funny to make me laugh

Re: inspiration or something funny to make me laugh

Vicky RVN — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:03:51 GMT

[quote user="Mrs Dot Dot"]You've got ''Do anything but what you are supposed to do'' syndrome.................![/quote]

I've got that too! Supposed to be revising for thurs...have changed my bedding, now on here!

Here is an email i've just got, made me laugh!

THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH

A drunken old man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,

Looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and
I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and

Would fight at the drop of a hat

The drunk leans on the table again and says:

'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,

The best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad,
But the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

'I'll tell you something else, boy,
Your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up,

Takes the drunk by the shoulders,

Looks him square in the eyes and says.....................

'Grandpa;....... Go home!

You're drunk.' .

Re: inspiration or something funny to make me laugh

Mrs Dot Dot — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:52:35 GMT

Pleased that you found it funny!

You've got ''Do anything but what you are supposed to do'' syndrome.................!

Re: inspiration or something funny to make me laugh

bongo — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:06:54 GMT

tee hee, thanks for that! you can see i am bored as I have started off two threads and replied to most forums today!

Re: inspiration or something funny to make me laugh

Mrs Dot Dot — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:00:33 GMT

The only joke I can ever remember.........................

What goes zub zub?

A bee flying backwards!!

Funny? probably not but it is my only rememberable (?is this a word?) joke...Sorry!

Good luck on Tuesday!