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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/utility/feedstylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>funny of the week</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/f/nonclinical-discussions/3208/funny-of-the-week</link><description> Ok folks whats your funny of the week? 
 It can be work related or outside, but it has to have happened this week 
 Mine is a client wrestling with her Rottie trying to get it on the scales pre op.... 
 she was rolling about the floor in reception</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 10</generator><item><title>Re: funny of the week</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/28992?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:28:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:27304aa0-5563-4cd1-9ddf-999c6a0e52c1</guid><dc:creator>loobylou</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I was getting a cadbury&amp;#39;s fudge bar out of the cupboard when my OH asked for one. I threw it at him but threw it a little bit too hard and it hit him right in the middle of his head &lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-2.gif" alt="Big Smile" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He got his own back by sneaking into the bathroom while I was in the shower and making me jump. I screamed and he laughed about it all night &lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-2.gif" alt="Big Smile" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: funny of the week</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/28991?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:25:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:a0063f9b-34dd-4118-8c38-aee8a5a13872</guid><dc:creator>Katy</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I have one courtesy of my sister who is a soon to be registrar.....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She had just catheterised a male patient who was having trouble peeing after surgery, and he was just happily relieving himself, lol!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, she went to use the alcohol gel at the end of his bed and was pumping away&amp;nbsp;to&amp;nbsp;no avail, wondering why the gel wouldn&amp;#39;t come out.... So she pumped some more....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Meanwhile poor bloke was spluttering away with alcohol gel all over his face that she had unknowingly been squirting all over him!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My sis, the bloke and the male nurse were all wetting themselves laughing!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: funny of the week</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/28935?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:03:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:b13a018a-1470-47b5-a37b-9fe2dae77bb7</guid><dc:creator>Saskia Quinn</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;probably not funny as such.........more strange!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sitting in airport this morning waiting on my flight to Glasgow, it was 7.30am and 2 guys next to me were tucking into a burger king! &lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-41.gif" alt="Ick!" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: funny of the week</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/28914?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:57:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:b717fe31-ee55-432c-8df4-63caee7c01c0</guid><dc:creator>xxserahxx</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Our surgery cat who&amp;nbsp;broke her back as a kitty n now has paralized legs, has to be sending her&amp;nbsp;crazy with a peice of string n her&amp;nbsp;scooting along the floor at 20 mph after me with her little panties falling down&amp;nbsp;in reception lol.. soo funny&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: funny of the week</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/28909?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:16:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:8180f49c-442d-46cb-b5cb-57d98a85f024</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;[quote user=&amp;quot;Freckle&amp;quot;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my normally easy going pooch growling and doing that low warning &amp;#39;woof&amp;#39; at a really threatening thing that appeared outside overnight...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;.... a bag of clothes for a charity left by our neighbours! lol - silly pooch!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Haaa!&amp;nbsp; Those pesky scary clothes! Bless.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m thinking if anything has happened to me this week.....&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;.... a bag of clothes for a charity left by our neighbours! lol - silly pooch!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: funny of the week</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/28849?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:28:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:7fbf02b0-00a1-4eeb-8071-d0ad2e3a83fd</guid><dc:creator>paula morgan</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I just had one, my hubby got up to go to the toilet, *** naked, and met the postie in tha hall, who is a girl!! dont knowwho got the biggest fright!&lt;img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-10.gif" alt="Embarrassed" /&gt; hahaha I honestly nearly peed myself laughing xx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: funny of the week</title><link>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/28837?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:08:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:b6af95a1-2874-4959-9a35-2d74f348c603</guid><dc:creator>Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Come on guys............nobody had a funny part to their week??&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>