https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/f/nonclinical-discussions/3085/bored-dont-try-this I read this in a newspaper today, had to share it as it is so random. &#39; A bored young American man decided to discover what it was like to lay an egg. Having stuck a plastic to easter egg up his backside,he became seriously constipated. After a fewen-USTelligent Community 10https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27547?ContentTypeID=1Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:12:49 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:33b06164-6f19-459c-b683-bf59a7f18f15Dippy<p>Oh yes - by name and by nature.... <img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-5.gif" alt="Wink" /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27490?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:59:06 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:76ff2bfa-3a5f-48a0-b35e-a06b631385deNick Shackleton <p>No wonder her username is Dippy</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27489?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:55:34 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:444cb2cc-ae99-4785-aa1d-c0af38f3fd9eDippy<p>Hmmm, I want to make some comment about being a&nbsp; peabrain...<img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-2.gif" alt="Big Smile" /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27466?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:48:22 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:e79defcf-ef07-4352-9f05-d9533dd3d77cVicky RVN<p>Haha Dippy, wonder where it ended up?!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27462?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:32:04 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:e3dba021-4bbb-45fc-b9ce-2165dcd7d045Dippy<p>Not quite as exciting as the egg story but when I was 5yrs old, I was showing off to a friend and decided to put a pea up my nose with the intention of snotting it across the room (nice child!) Unfortuntely, I sniffed instead and it was never seen again. My mum carted me off to A&amp;E who assured her that it wouldn&#39;t end up in my brain somewhere (not much danger of that) and she had to monitor my poos for a week to see if it reappeared. It never did.</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27451?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:35:24 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:50bda0a9-31d1-45ae-bfe7-0bcaaaef38b9Mac Feather<p>Oh Nick that is baaaaaaaaaaad but it made me laugh!<img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-4.gif" alt="Stick out tongue" /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27450?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:33:57 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:bc935e4b-ff34-42ec-811c-4befcd06da47Nick Shackleton <p>[quote user=&quot;sal the 1st&quot;] <p>you would be amazed at some of the RFBs&nbsp; (rectal foreign bodies) I saw or was told about when i did the an extended work experience in an NHS hospital. Car keys, bottle tops, marbles, those hard plastic type &#39;power&nbsp;balls&#39;,&nbsp;bic biros seemed to be&nbsp;one of the favourites&nbsp; - and if 1 was good then 5 had to be better?? <img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-41.gif" alt="Ick!" /> . A kinder surprise &#39;egg&#39; came a close second to biros (forget about the warning that says children should never be left unsupervised with them - the same warning should apply to certain adults). Most bizarre was a toothbrush</p> <div style="CLEAR:both;"></div> [/quote]</p> <p>This reminds me of a joke..........</p> <p>How does a finacial advicer have a number 2????</p> <p>He works it out with a pencil lol </p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27440?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:14:24 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:593b5559-2d22-4709-9463-998bf8580aafMac Feather<p>Eeek! Some people have some very strange ideas!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27435?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:03:48 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:30b169a3-52c8-4dee-9142-ac75cab2705cVicky RVN<p>Oh my god Sal, why do people think to do this to themselves?!&nbsp;<img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-3.gif" alt="Surprise" />&nbsp; There clearly is something odd going on in their brains!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27431?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:03:25 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:8cc143f9-7e5f-451a-b13b-1d0d5c8ca838Sal the 1st<p>you would be amazed at some of the RFBs&nbsp; (rectal foreign bodies) I saw or was told about when i did the an extended work experience in an NHS hospital. Car keys, bottle tops, marbles, those hard plastic type &#39;power&nbsp;balls&#39;,&nbsp;bic biros seemed to be&nbsp;one of the favourites&nbsp; - and if 1 was good then 5 had to be better?? <img src="http://www.vetnurse.co.uk/emoticons/emotion-41.gif" alt="Ick!" /> . A kinder surprise &#39;egg&#39; came a close second to biros (forget about the warning that says children should never be left unsupervised with them - the same warning should apply to certain adults). Most bizarre was a toothbrush</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27426?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:31:44 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:08b8c77c-6100-4200-8a69-b78dcc9090b1Vicky RVN<p>I have to say the thought to try it has never crossed my mind either!!!!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27422?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:18:58 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:e891a55c-2ee5-4d51-affa-e946d3bdb449Mac Feather<p>I have been bored at times but no matter how bored never felt the urge to &#39;lay an egg&#39;!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.vetnurse.co.uk/thread/27421?ContentTypeID=1Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:10:03 GMT1a0763ec-3885-442c-853e-6cef656dfec5:5c65500a-1ab6-4ade-9f46-be63aec192a2Vicky RVN<p>Haha what on earth possessed him to try it?!&nbsp; VERY odd man!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>