humour

Re: humour

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sat, 23 May 2009 22:12:27 GMT

Why cant a man be both handsome and intelligent???

Because that would make him a women

Re: humour

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Sat, 23 May 2009 22:10:47 GMT

A bloke has been visiting Cuba for a week but has not tried the local food, so he goes to a restaurant and sits down to order, he then sees the bloke next to him eating a delicious meal.Calling the waiter over he asks for the same meal, but the waiter replies there are none left.

The bloke asks him what it was and the waiter replies: Thats is the testicles from the bull that lost the fight earlier today, if you come back tomorrow we will save the dish for you.

The following day the bloke goes back to the restaurant, the meal was delicious, he tells the waiter this, but he says the only thing was that yesterday the testicle seemed much larger, to which the waiter replied.......'Ah Sorry sir, Sometimes the bull wins'

Re: humour

Mrs Dot Dot — Sat, 23 May 2009 22:07:01 GMT

Love 'em! He!He!

Tomorrow will be better Heather!

Re: humour

Mac Feather — Sat, 23 May 2009 21:30:36 GMT

Thank you for making me laugh- had a crap day.

Re: humour

Nick Shackleton — Sat, 23 May 2009 21:14:24 GMT

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him!