New Chemical Element

Re: New Chemical Element

Julie — Sat, 23 May 2009 06:53:10 GMT

Q. How is a man like a snowstorm?

A. Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll
get, or how long it'll stay.

Re: New Chemical Element

Saskia Quinn — Fri, 22 May 2009 22:22:20 GMT

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How can you make sure your bloke does not make a fool of himself at a party?........... leave him at home!

whats easier to make, a snowman or snowwomen?

a snowwomen-because with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all the extra snow to make testicles

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hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha

lollololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: New Chemical Element

Mac Feather — Fri, 22 May 2009 22:12:23 GMT

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lol, Heather...

Here is one for you..... How do blokes brain cells die?.............. Alone!

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Hehehehe, I would question whether they had any brain cells to begin with!!!!!!!!!

Miaow, saucer of milk for me and get someone to change my kitty litter!

Re: New Chemical Element

Julie — Fri, 22 May 2009 21:43:41 GMT

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whats easier to make, a snowman or snowwomen?

a snowwomen-because with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all the extra snow to make testicles

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Re: New Chemical Element

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:56:22 GMT

How can you make sure your bloke does not make a fool of himself at a party?........... leave him at home!

whats easier to make, a snowman or snowwomen?

a snowwomen-because with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all the extra snow to make testicles

Re: New Chemical Element

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:50:34 GMT

lol, Heather...

Here is one for you..... How do blokes brain cells die?.............. Alone!

Re: New Chemical Element

Mac Feather — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:47:38 GMT

Im still hacked off and I think the other half just might have twigged. Am away to dig out 'men are from mars'. If I dont get any joy reading it I might twonk him on the head with it.

Re: New Chemical Element

Mac Feather — Thu, 21 May 2009 09:09:21 GMT

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Element Name-Man

Symbol-XY Atomic Weight-(180+/-50)

Physical properties-Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.Difficult to find a pure sample.Due to rust, ageing samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical Properties-Attempts to bond with WO (Element-Women) any chance it can get.Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.Becomes explosive when mixed with KD(Element-child) for prolonged period of time.Neutralise by saturating with alcohol.

Usage- None known. Possibly good source of methane. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution-In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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Dont get me started on this subjuect. Im no a happy bairn at the mo!

Re: New Chemical Element

Mrs Dot Dot — Thu, 21 May 2009 08:11:11 GMT

He!He!

Re: New Chemical Element

albatross — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:41:09 GMT

forms an allergic reaction with soap (don't know chemical formula of that sorry)

Closely bonds with engine oil...
Also with soil.....

hopefully no allergic reaction to rubber/latex

position in atomic table : depends on neutralising (above) - either under table or near the bottom!

group - highly volatile when challenged - handle with care! comes with warning signs!

Re: New Chemical Element

loobylou — Wed, 20 May 2009 22:56:33 GMT