Swine Flu

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Vicky RVN — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:07:22 GMT

SPAM WARNING...

If you receive an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tinned pork delete it, it's only spam.

Teehee made me chuckle!

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Vicky RVN — Fri, 22 May 2009 21:12:23 GMT

I just received this in an email and found it rather amusing

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bongo — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:23:31 GMT

he he I LOVE IT!!!

has just cheered me up no end!

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Arlo Guthrie — Mon, 18 May 2009 12:21:19 GMT

A wise man once said pigs would fly before a black man became President of the USA.

Sure enough ...

Only 100 days into Obama's term ...

Swine flu.

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nmenaul — Mon, 18 May 2009 11:47:49 GMT

I won a trip to Mexico in a couple of weeks, but I can't go! I'm pig sick....

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Vicky RVN — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:15:43 GMT

The big bad wolf said "I'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow your house down."

The little pig said "F*ck off or i'll sneeze on you."

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chris beasley — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:14:05 GMT

[quote user="Nick Shackleton"]

Just thought everyone should know

THE 1ST CELEBRITY DEATH TO SWINE FLU:

NO PRIZES FOR GUESSING WHO HE CAUGHT IT FROM!

[/quote]

Thats the best thing I seen today- made me lol

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dinkyd — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:13:10 GMT

LOL

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Nick Shackleton — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:12:07 GMT

Just thought everyone should know

THE 1ST CELEBRITY DEATH TO SWINE FLU:

NO PRIZES FOR GUESSING WHO HE CAUGHT IT FROM!

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Vicky RVN — Tue, 05 May 2009 23:12:03 GMT

Airtours are doing cheap flights to Mexico, it's an offer not to be sneezed at!!

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Caro Laithwaite VN — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:19:40 GMT

Jenny that is the photo l have uploaded to the photo album

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Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:18:02 GMT

lol, thats brilliant Julie

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Julie — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:16:14 GMT

Thanks for the suggestion Caro but I've now got it too small!! What a pratt

Anyway, it says for Snotty Snouts, Tired Trotters and Chilly Chops

Maximum Media Paranoia Formula

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Jenny Cook RVN — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:48:00 GMT

I think ive got that swine flu.... im coming out in rashers...

If u get bored on way to work on the bus/train/tube, then pretend to be on the phone and talk about your 4 week tour of mexico. Hang up, then sneeze...

(got this one sent thru an email, summin along these lines and not sure if been posted cos pics and stuff not showing up on comp) As Pooh and piglet walked along, piglet thought what a great best friend he had.... Pooh thought if the pig sneezes, he's f***en dead...

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Caro Laithwaite VN — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:45:58 GMT

Julie upload it into the photo gallery

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Julie — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:38:37 GMT

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Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:30:34 GMT

I ate too much for tea... I am feeling a bit porky now

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Mac Feather — Fri, 01 May 2009 19:59:56 GMT

Get some oinkment and you will be back on your trotters soon and able to go weee weee weee all the way home!

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Doolally — Fri, 01 May 2009 19:39:28 GMT

To anybody in Govan or Liverpool that is suffering with fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dry mouth, breathing problems, cold sweats, shivers, shakes and hallucinations. Don’t panic, you do not have Swine Flu.>>>>
You need to call your drug dealer. That smack you bought earlier is wearing off.

Swine flu is not a problem for the pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.

I think i've caught swine flu,I've just come out in a nasty rasher...

PC’s are always under threat from viruses, now ham radio's got its own problems.

A man walks into the doctors', and tells the doctor "I think I've got swine flu". The doctor asks him "How long have you felt like this?", to which the man replies
"About a weeeeeeeek!"

Woman rings her husband from the petrol station in a panic - she says "I don't want to fill the car up, I'm scared of getting Swine Flu". He says "its in Mexico, not Texaco you dozy cow!"

groan!!

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Caro Laithwaite VN — Fri, 01 May 2009 18:43:52 GMT

Well you find some better ones then

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Fiona Leathers — Fri, 01 May 2009 18:36:14 GMT

Caro - they're terrible!!