Vetty Songs.

Re: Vetty Songs.

emmadilemma — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 10:17:02 GMT

Teehee that`s a great wee song

Re: Vetty Songs.

ianmianm — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 22:26:06 GMT

Got myself a wheezing, sneezing, needs-a-Caesaring

French Bulldog.

She’s got squiggly wiggly nostrils

And skin fold pustules

French Bulldog..

She has luxating kneecaps

And makes the sound of a small warthog.

Paid a thousand quid for my

Gumtree lumpy, French Bulldog.

Re: Vetty Songs.

ianmianm — Fri, 12 Jul 2013 18:58:01 GMT

Friday quarter past 4 and the waiting room's rammed...

(bah bah bahdabah, bah bah bahdabah...)

I spot an 8 year old bitch that looks a bit like Jo Brand,

(bah bah bahdabah, bah bah bahdabah...)

Buggering hell, look at the mess she's made,

Vomiting well, no I don't think she's spayed,

She's drinking a lot, and up to date with her shots.

JUST ONE LOOK! My diagnosis correct,

WHITE CELL COUNT! and then the theatre is prepped....

OHOHOH,

PYOMETRA! here we go again,

My my, stand still while I drip you,

PYOMETRA! break out the crystapen,

Yeah yeah, knock you out and clip you.......

Re: Vetty Songs.

Mark Hedberg — Wed, 26 Jun 2013 12:22:28 GMT

www.youtube.com/watch (warning: mild naughty word for behind used...rhymes with grass.)

Re: Vetty Songs.

Sal the 1st — Wed, 26 Jun 2013 11:22:33 GMT

How did I miss this Brilliant

must have been all the excitement watching the price of that badge rise on ebay

Re: Vetty Songs.

Katie Mansfield — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:52:00 GMT

Love it love it love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminds me of this, Ian were you involved with this lot???!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSrx5QwX29o

K x

Re: Vetty Songs.

Ian_M — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:17:47 GMT

Quick spay that feral queen,

Neuter that tortie queen,

Quick spay that queen.

Vet feeling neuterous,

Ligates her uterus,

The she'll pee all over us,

Quick, spay that queen.

Re: Vetty Songs.

Ian_M — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:14:22 GMT

Strife begins at tortie.....

Re: Vetty Songs.

vickicannings — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 16:27:41 GMT

Ah Ian! I didn't look at your name at first and then recognised your song, I had it stuck in my head for days the firsat time you put it on FB!

On the subject of 'Naughy Tortie' I am actually doing my dissertation on: 'Gene Linkage and the Corrolation between Cat Coat Colours and their Behaviour.' I've used 300 cats in rescue and have surveryed another 300 in public homes and the research is really interesting. It is definitely showing some proof of naughty torties and other sterotypes we have all gotten aquainted with. Whenever I'm working on it I think of your song...!!

Vicki

Re: Vetty Songs.

Helen Tottey — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 15:07:01 GMT

or the Saturday night party night of congress!

Re: Vetty Songs.

Mark Hedberg — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 08:43:16 GMT

Ian for Glastonbury 2014 :)

Re: Vetty Songs.

Helen Tottey — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 20:35:06 GMT

Brilliant

Re: Vetty Songs.

Alison Clare Hickman — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 19:48:09 GMT

Hahahahahahahahahah!!!! Ian, you have defo missed your calling.

More, more, more, please

Re: Vetty Songs.

Ian_M — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 14:26:01 GMT

Whelp!

Whelp!

I need somebody.

Whelp!

Not just anybody.

Whelp, you know I need someone, whelp.

When I was younger, 3 months younger than today,

My owner was too tight to cough up for my spay.

But now 63 days since I shagged the dog next door,

I've got a puppy stuck and there's green stuff on the floor.

Whelp me if you can, I'm falling down

And I'm pregnant by the largest dog in town.

The puppy's stuck half out and wrong way round,

Won't you please, please whelp me....

Re: Vetty Songs.

Roseann21 — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:24:26 GMT

I have a tortoiseshell cat and she is the sweetest, most good-natured cat I have ever had, and I've had lots of cats. I have a theory that they're worse if they have any white on them - mine doesn't. In my experience, the colour doesn't really make that much difference, even gingers can be grumpy sometimes

Re: Vetty Songs.

chris beasley — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:41:26 GMT

Wonderful. Great lyrics.

Was only explaining to a client this morning about "Naughty Torties". X