Humour in Life

Re: Humour in Life

Fleabee99 — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:26:50 GMT

i found this rather funny when it happened

as many people know rats are not britains favourite animal but anyway when our neighbours moved in they decided to replace the wooden fence with a brick wall with panels anywhoo so the panels were off while the builders are working on the brick columns and my mums in our garden talking to the builders and i bring one of my rather old rats out and she holds her telling the builders they are lovely creatures and the best pet weve ever bought....meanwhile the rat is having a good old poo session with the poos dropping onto the floor!!! in full view of the builders who thought it was hilarious

Re: Humour in Life

Claire Cameron — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:49:15 GMT

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These gorgeous girls of mine know that if the entrance to our garden is blocked off, all they have to do is walk down the field to my sisters house and walk out through her driveway, onto the road and 50 yards to my driveway!!!

Yesterday, hubby was trying to get them back in to the field when Buffy - white one (daughter) decided it would be great fun if she was to playfully jump on his van Oops!! The van is going back to the company for various reasons so you can imagine the look on his face..... not to mention what came out of his mouth! Anyhow, Buffy wasnt at all dazed by this and proceeded to race around the garden, running this way and that, jumping sideways, with hubby after her! I never laughed so much in ages!!

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I LOVE goats, I'm desperate for some pygmy goats, just time and money limiting me at the minute.

Re: Humour in Life

Saskia Quinn — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:26:52 GMT

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Emily Hibbs — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:42:07 GMT

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Carolyn,

Really enjoyed reading that goat story!

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So did I, reminded me of how my Hamish used to behave! And the description matched him perfectly too.

Re: Humour in Life

Saskia Quinn — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:16:05 GMT

Carolyn,

Really enjoyed reading that goat story!

Re: Humour in Life

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:49:30 GMT

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What the hell did he tie the dog to the handlebars for? Must be a male thing taking strange decisions ROFLMAO

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Caro I asked him the same said question...... what made you think you were not going to end up in a heap!!!!! silly man....lol

Re: Humour in Life

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:48:23 GMT

I must say on here that I have a very dry wit, and what others may not find funny I do, I also like to find humour in everything......I think that is why me and Hubby get on so well, we have the same sense of humour........ I remember laughing my head off after a friend of mine crashed her car through someones fence.... with me in it!!!! what I found funny was the look on her face, not the actual state of her car, or the persons fence...... I only just managed to contain myself for the police statement.....Immature I know and it was a long time ago, but I still laugh at her expression to this day.

Also my kids find me funny when I get road rage....... the expressions and expletives that come out of my mouth...... well they find it hilarious so they have my sense of humour thats for sure.

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Caro Laithwaite VN — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:39:13 GMT

What the hell did he tie the dog to the handlebars for? Must be a male thing taking strange decisions ROFLMAO

Re: Humour in Life

Sandra Taylor RVN, MBVNA — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:33:44 GMT

Ok I have one........ well more than one, but this one sticks more than others.

Picture the scene, 4 yr old on her bike, me Hubby toddler, and one mental Rottweiler.

We were on a walk and about 500yds from my house is a steep hill...... great in winter sor sledgeing.

My eldest wanted to go down on her bike, but I said no as the hill was quite steep.

Hubby in his wisdom decided what a great Idea and he would do it first to show me that it was ok.

Anyway he gets on the bike( remember its a four year olds bike... no stabilisers though), he decides to tie the dogs lead around the handlebars, and off he goes speeding down the hill, about half way the dog decides he wants to go in a different direction.......... Hubby was yanked from the bike and ended up in a heap.