No peeing sign

Re: No peeing sign

Karen Vernon — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 04:48:30 GMT

About the same with a bit of character

Re: No peeing sign

Karen Vernon — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 04:46:35 GMT

Love it!

Re: No peeing sign

Louise B — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:35:04 GMT

Er, WKD. Having estate agent problems so feeling mardy. Thought a drinkie (or two) might help! Instead, I am redirecting my frustration onto clients

Re: No peeing sign

Alison Clare Hickman — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:30:12 GMT

Er, Princess, have you been at the Red Bull?!?!?!? Hee hee hee, funny tho.!!

Re: No peeing sign

Louise B — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:21:35 GMT

Oh yes, oh yes, we just love your dog's wee,

Up the counters, the food bags and the Christmas tree,

So let Fido *** his leg with glee,

But, if any of our staff, Fido do see,

Your bill will suffer as we will joyfully treble our fee!!!

Re: No peeing sign

Louise B — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:09:04 GMT

Listen, you lazy ignorant dopey lump,

we spied your dog having a dump,

It's a health risk you imbecile,

blindness, it can even kill,

Pick it up before the PM spanks your rump....

Less rude than the original sign you've been asked to remove?

Re: No peeing sign

Louise B — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:04:42 GMT

If your dog has a sh*t,

Then don't be a t*t,

It's time to admit,

So don't just sit,

Or your head, our head nurse will hit!

Re: No peeing sign

Paulette — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:50:25 GMT

[quote user="Alison Clare Hickman"]

How about this... (apologies, I ain't no Poet Laureate) x

If your pet has a 'whoops'

Please call in the troops

And we will clean up the oops!

Please don't be embarrassed to let us know immediately if your pet has had a toileting accident in our waiting room. We are happy to clean up to prevent further soiling of the waiting area, your pet and you!

[/quote]

Re: No peeing sign

Alison Clare Hickman — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:46:53 GMT

How about this... (apologies, I ain't no Poet Laureate) x

If your pet has a 'whoops'

Please call in the troops

And we will clean up the oops!