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Caro Laithwaite VN — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 21:57:08 GMT

Free to good home:
1 mum high mileage
Slightly cracked but well maintained
Guaranteed to drive you nuts

Willing to swap for deep dark warm hole, spiders not a problem.

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Sal the 1st — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:16:34 GMT

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you got a smart one, my boy's so dumb he just fell off the sofa

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naw he doesnt have much by way of smarts - until food comes into it

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BengalcatRVN — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:03:01 GMT

He falls off sofas, window sills and tables. He's jumped for the shelf on the tv shelf, and landed in a tesco carry bag. He's soooo stupid he thinks hiding in a box with no lid means you can't see him and that the fences are the end of the world. There was a cat sat on the fence at my old old place that his mum was looking and growling at, he was busy running around meowing not sure what she was looking at!

Gotta love an oxygen-starved-at-birth bengal cat

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Sally Howe — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 18:48:10 GMT

My cats use my staffords as trampolines and mittons likes to hang off of Hercs ears.

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Caro Laithwaite VN — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 18:15:49 GMT

Would only be half a peacock Sal so not so bad... the worry is any ostrich farms around. Bengal your cat did not fall... it was testing gravity

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BengalcatRVN — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:27:46 GMT

you got a smart one, my boy's so dumb he just fell off the sofa

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Katy — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 11:18:31 GMT

Pmsl Sal!!!!! OMG! Could you imagine if he dragged one of those home?! Would it fit in a bin?!

These Bengals sound like right characters!!

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Sal the 1st — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 11:11:55 GMT

Mo has been seen eyeing up the peacocks down at the hall - just figuring out how to hide one of those in the bin if he gets hold of one!

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Caro Laithwaite VN — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 07:24:50 GMT

Pfft your cat in the beginner stakes. my old girl Poca biggest cull was 9 in one day strewn across the garden. Thing is she was a dog not a cat.

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Phrin Vernon RVN — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 23:22:14 GMT

Oh, and if anyone is feeling that they have far too few dead rodents strewn about their garden - let me know!

I found 5 the other day! And I do pick them up regularly! Bloody cats!

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Phrin Vernon RVN — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 23:19:52 GMT

Loving this thread! I've always wanted a bengal - not too sure now though

Anyway, Free to good home, 5yr old collie cross, neurotic about balls, sticks - anything that could pass as a toy. Moults like mad and insists on sleeping in my bed - I go to sleep in lovely clean sheets - I wake up being chocked in dog hair... and it sticks to all my clothes too so I always look like a crazy dog lady, no matter what I do - I'm always covered in Spot Dog hair!

Regularly has accidents in the hall, steals the cats food, and eats anything going - she must have some lab in her somewhere! Licks everyone and anyone to bits!

However, she is a pro at snuggling

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BengalcatRVN — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 22:46:01 GMT

well, they left it out on the table, he was saving the birds from getting fat!

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Sal the 1st — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 22:37:35 GMT

Mo works on the principle that what is his is his -and what is yours is his as well unless you can come up with a bloody good reason/point for negotiation for that not to be the case. He has been confined to barracks recently for stealing bread off a neighbours bird table

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Caro Laithwaite VN — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 22:27:41 GMT

ROFLMAO can not wait for Sal's reply on Bengals stealing food her Morris has it down to a fine art

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BengalcatRVN — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 21:06:26 GMT

Another Bengal to add to the list

1 Bengal, Male, neutered, snow marble with blue eyes (one is a funny shape and comes complete with benign cancer attached!) currently has renal failure, a big fat kidney stone in his bigger kidney, IBD type issues (bouts of vomiting and di+ that come and go whenever it wants) As also had - injection site reaction requieing surgical intervention, anal gland impaction and removel, 2 lots of skin issues, blocked bladder, eye ulcers due to sedations (even after I lubed him up tons!). IBD treatment made him borderline diabetic, but thats all back to normal. A great fear of needles so requires crush cage no matter how ill he is, and will also wake up without warning during a sedation to run off the table. Likes to travel on trains and in cars, hates buses and walking, tries to escape out the front door to eat the grass outside (is harness trained when he wants to be) Hates being kenneled in the vets, will hiss at you but is generally all mouth and no trousers unless a needle is in your hand! Is on KD feline dry. Has 2 litter trays but still misses, likes to sleep in the bedroom during the day, so you worry as you can't find him as he's being so quiet. Also likes to play the "dying" cat, looks so ill you freak out your going to have to take him in and put him down, only for him to get better with no help. Usually around xmas/august bank holiday time.

Reson for rehoming: Just caught the lil F*%k running off with a slice of pizza in his mouth! That *was* my dinner.

Also, its a take one get another one free! Brown spotted bengal, fat and over weight while on RD, deposits hair EVERYWHERE, scratches the carpet then falls and plays "dead" to look cute. Ate her own paperwork so I couldn't register the other and take him to shows. Has a donut bed on a cusion on the sofa.

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Caro Laithwaite VN — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:50:36 GMT

And Sal's bengal brings home plenty of fresh meat and bread or at least the bread & most of the meat is inside it but it is there...

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Vicky RVN — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:26:51 GMT

FREE TO A GOOD HOME:

One 4 year old SBT. Doesn't require much walking, particularly in winter = fair weather walker! Doesn't realise he's a dog. Will sit by the cupboard his treats are in and look hopefully at you. Requires a daily dose of carrot when guinea pigs are fed theirs (see, told you he doesn't realise he's a dog). Will release noxious gas in the room, then look at you in digust and leave. Will empty his anal glands on the carpet then lay there licking it up for the next few minutes. Despite having 3 of his own beds will insist on sleeping whereever you are. If you are taking up too much sofa you will get "the look". If you are paying too much attention to laptop...his head will appear on top of it. So, anyone want him?!

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Sal the 1st — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:13:45 GMT

home wanted for 1 toilet flushing Bengal- empties bin regularly (over kitchen floor), loves to please (himself) eats anything (that isnt his), very low maintenance ( if you have a live in servant 24/7). free delivery, no returns.

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FINNIGAN — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 17:18:35 GMT

Ha ha this thread could get interesting,

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Susan Jackson — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 16:51:46 GMT

Ginger 1yr old cat free to good home, clicks the underneath of my bed at 4am every morning, runs up and down stairs, clicks carpets and furniture. Begs for food constantly and will take it out of your hand. Jumps all over elderly cat and like to watch you pee.

Still plenty of miles on the clock

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BengalcatRVN — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 10:32:01 GMT

Anyone want my boyfriend? Farts alot, doesn't know what the hoover is and used to get his mum over to clean house (till I moved in and it became my job)

Does do the laundry, cooks awesome meals, gives hugs and kisses on demand.....on second thoughts I think I'll keep him!

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Katie Mansfield — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 08:39:05 GMT

I also have a 12 year old daughter. Def free to anyone brave enough that can put up with her.......

Failing that I'm looking to buy some earplugs and some plaster for the wall as it's cracked after having the door repeatedly slammed.......

K x

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Katy — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 15:20:15 GMT

Lol!

Well if anyone sees my cat can they let me know! I keep threatening to replace him as he goes off on his "summer holidays" every year!!!

When the weather is nice he disappears for up to a week if not longer! Cheeky sod.

He is a neutered black 7 yo male, last seen wandering around the Barn Lane area of Golborne. If he gets caught in the act, he normally meows at me, and then legs it, pretending it wasn't him!

Usually comes home when it rains for a few days on the run!

The cheek of it!!!

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FINNIGAN — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:01:43 GMT

For sale one stuck up cat, will only eat felix from a pouch and if u try from the tin she looks at u as if your trying to poison her, has clean litter tray but prefers to crap on the carpet, past times are clawing up the edges of the carpets and ripping the net curtains, , after this she will then throw up the odd fur ball when u just eating your tea!! wont sit on anyones lap except my daughters who doesnt live with me, but when visits the cat is all over her like a rash!!!!! y did i get this creature and the purpose of a cat is????????????????????????????

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Katie Mansfield — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:44:36 GMT

I could add to that - anyone want a Beagle?

Bought two new violin bridges for hubby's odd shaped fiddle. Had to order tham from the States. Just got up to wood chips and wrapper on sofa....

Haven't told hubby yet........

K x

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Free to good home: 1 mum high mileage Slightly cracked but well maintained Guaranteed to drive you nuts

Willing to swap for deep dark warm hole, spiders not a problem.

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Free to good home:
1 mum high mileage
Slightly cracked but well maintained
Guaranteed to drive you nuts