How to chat up a veterinary nurse - chat up lines

Re: How to chat up a veterinary nurse - chat up lines

Steph Phillips — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:16:31 GMT

lol.. Stella!! ! remember when we went to cardiff.. we got chatted up by these men.. really can't remember what they said (prob too much jagabombs!) but they were really into our job and had cheesy lines!! think we just left them.. lol

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Stella Skelton RVN — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:10:55 GMT

I liked this one - it's almost cute: If you were a fish I'd put you in my keep net.

This one made me laugh: Grab your goat love, you've pulled.

Ugh!!! How in the world would this possibly work?: Would you like some crabs?

Dear, oh dear, oh dear...

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J.R. Rimmer RVN — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:05:39 GMT

Oh dear god...!! Sad thing is i could think of many who would use these!!!!

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Steph Worsley — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:27:29 GMT

[quote user="Nick BATFINK Shackleton Dip AVN(surgical)VN MBVNA"]

[quote user="Steph Worsley RVN MBVNA"]

i do get a naughty glint in my eye when i tell guys that i pluck cats testicles to prepare them for castration...they seem to go white at the thought of the plucking more than the castration!! hehehehe

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And some of you wonder why your still single

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well they ask for it (tend to only say it to the complete letches who i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy!!!) hehe

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Nick Shackleton — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:22:27 GMT

[quote user="Steph Worsley RVN MBVNA"]

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And some of you wonder why your still single

Re: How to chat up a veterinary nurse - chat up lines

Steph Worsley — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:19:28 GMT

they are sooooooooooooo bad lol

i often get the "oh so your a vet then?" i go nope.....i'm a vet NURSE you know like a human nurse only for animals!

i get the usual "i'm an animal in bed!!!" asd well

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Sal the 1st — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:46:44 GMT

once while walking to work early morning with a colleague through the arboretum in Lincoln we encountered a 'flasher' - he covered up pretty quick after my comment ' oh dear I should take that to see the doctor'

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Vicky RVN — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:03:36 GMT

Hehe!

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Busy bee — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:43:07 GMT

[quote user="Caro Laithwaite VN MBVNA"]

I have replied to comments males make. "I am very good at castration we do a lot in my job as a veterinary nurse".

This comment is made while looking at their crotch. I then look up and smile sweetly. You would be amazed at how this is a conversation stopper and they suddenly find something to do... very far away and very quiet.

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LOVE IT!!

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Busy bee — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:42:13 GMT

[quote user="Kerry Haigh RVN A1 Cert SAN MBVNA"]I think maybe Busy Bee was 'lol' ing because they where so BAD![/quote]

Glad some one gets my sense of humour!!

Re: How to chat up a veterinary nurse - chat up lines

Caro Laithwaite VN — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:10:02 GMT

I have replied to comments males make. "I am very good at castration we do a lot in my job as a veterinary nurse".

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Honeybadger — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:32:53 GMT

OMG, they are awful

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Kerry Spain — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:31:36 GMT

I think maybe Busy Bee was 'lol' ing because they where so BAD!

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Deemus — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:06:18 GMT

I'd love to be able to say that I lol'd but I'm afraid all that raised was a quizzical eyebrow.

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Busy bee — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:51:03 GMT

LOL! I usually get (after telling a very inquisitve male of the species what I do) - ' so, what does that mean you get to put your arm up cows arses and stuff?!

'Um yeah - cos we see a lot of cows in SE London!! - why they have a fascination with this I don't know!

OR men assume you are a human nurse and walk past shouting 'ooh nursey think I'm having a heart attack - I need mouth to mouth!

Er - ok then!